This post is dedicated to my friend Joel Specht. Ever since the Olitsky & Moskovitz concert last month, my son has been obsessed with banjo jokes. During one of the MANY tuning breaks, they asked the crowd to fill the time by telling their favorite quips about the old five-string. Joel told many that night. I've been trying to remember them, along with best ones I've heard over the years for when my son asks again, so I thought I'd make this list. Question: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? Answer: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo. Question: How do you know if the floor is level? Answer: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth. Question: What's the difference between a banjo and trampoline? Answer: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. Question: What's the definition of perfect pitch? Answer: When you can throw a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides. Question: How do yo...
How to learn to stop worrying and love the twang. A journey into old-time music.
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ReplyDeleteI saw that David Bass is no longer in the band...(on their website) Hope his health is ok. One of the greatest fiddlers ever.
ReplyDeleteHi JD, thanks for the comments. The Freight Hoppers put on a great show in Cleveland. If you've read my blog before, you know what a big fan of David Bass I am. (His fiddling is the reason I got into old-time music.)
ReplyDeleteAs for his role with the band, this was posted on the Banjo Hangout website by Frank Lee: "David had to stop touring while his wife becomes a nurse. This was a good move for everyone involved."
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